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They could have just said no. The way I see it, they started it and kinda seem like jerks.

I mean, the judge in the Stanford swimmer rape judge let the culprit off easy. That’s why they’re judges – they get quite a bit of leeway in sentencing (leeway that has legal bounds but is still largely subjective).

“You do not deserve to walk outside a prison again,” she added. “I just signed your death warrant.”

The pieces of his letter that she read into the record were incredible. This dude thinks he’s the victim. He actually used the phrase “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”

“Your decision to assault was calculated, precise, devious, despicable,” Aquilina said. “You played on everyone’s vulnerability. I’m not vulnerable.=

But on the internet, which was a mistake

I am always and forever here for Ann Curry dragging the shit out of everyone. She is incredible.

I was planning on posting that. She’s got it all - she’s a D.A.R. and the daughter of an immigrant. She’s multilingual. She’s a vet. She understands life as a disabled person and a woman of color. She’s super educated - BA, MA, PhD. She’s a badass and I want her to be my president.

Is it sad to say that as an extremely single 33 year old, the fact that she’s 49 and having a baby gives me real hope that I might be able to do this?

“No one loves you and you’ll die alone” is the rocking horse winner. Said sarcastically, it’s banter between friends; said deadpan, it’s hilarious; said coldly and slowly, pronouncing every syllable, it’s devastating.

Give them a dead stare and ask, “Millions of sperm and you were the fastest?”

Uhhh...she’s a double-amputee from her service in Iraq. Pretty sure popping out kids is easy-peasy for her. If you’re saying she didn’t care about mommy problems before she became one, does anyone?

I was at a Senator’s townhall meeting a few years ago and one of the question askers rambled on for like three minutes about chemtrails. The Senator responded as you would expect a Senator to, but the next speaker referred to the question asker as a “dim-witted shitbird” and it has been my favorite insult ever sense.

Gotta think she’d be better off in a hospital or at home with a midwife, but if she wants to give birth birth right on the Senate floor, who am I to stop her?

THANK you for this article, Caroline! I felt like I was alone in the dark all this time, like NO ONE would talk about it, even IN the new flicks. Kylo should have been on a maniacal hunt to kill his mother, why would he give two-sh**s about dad? It’s the (force) mom that matters to him. When they meet on the gantry at

Bail Organa, while a member of the Galactic Senate, was also royalty on Alderaan. Princess Leia Organa was, as his adopted daughter, a member of the house of Organa. This is some basic shit, dude.

Anakin turns to the dark side because he sees it as a way to cheat death. Specifically, as a way to “stop people from dying,” specifically Padme, who he’s seen in danger in his visions (whether those visions are planted by Darth Sidious or simply a self-fulfilling prophecy or really just bad dreams is, I believe,

So good to know I’m not the only one who actually liked the politics stuff in the PT, right on.

I dunno....supporting actor? I’m guessing Willem Dafoe. He’s been nominate a few times but never won so I’ll say this is the one. But also, my nominee:

Great amount of love for Get Out! And lots of technical awards love for Bladerunner 2049, which is highly, highly, highly deserved. If Roger Deakins doesn’t win for cinematography for that movie it’ll be a travesty.