I’ve posted this anecdote before so this may sound familiar.
...thought she’d have “dozens of orgasms” on her wedding night because she “earned” that by staying a virgin and marrying one.
I’ve long stopped being horrified at how many grown ass adults I’ve met and seen who are totally ignorant in these matters.
“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”
“Did you marry Jared because he has the same lack-of-personality as your dad and is just as evil?”
“Teacher, I think I speak for the entire class when I say I’d rather have a pop quiz than a surprise Ivanka Trump visit. I’ll even go make the copies.”
Yes! Katherine is the best name! It’s solid and traditional, but has 50 billion nicknames/alternate spellings so you can totally make it match who you are! As a holder of said name, I use one version professionally, one socially, and one with my ride or die people. (In other words, it’s great for people who…
OMG look, how...??
Joke’s on us, Meghan’s gonna embarrass us all by choosing a see thru Pnina Tornai.
My Best Aren’t Already Listed:
My vote goes to Amanda Werner for trolling the Equifax Senate hearing dressed as the Monopoly dude.
Patty Jenkins, for teaching me how much representation really does matter:
how bout that song where the chorus goes something like this:
Die Moist
I am so sick of the Chainsmokers I want them to start chain smoking and prematurely die.
“A FEMALE ONLY HEIST WOULD NEVER WORK BECAUSE THEIR PERIODS WOULD ATTRACT BEARS”
All she has to do is remember what he told her in the space capsule.
That’s a big advance! That being said, people have gotten bigger advances based on a hell of a lot less. Good for her.