I listened to this last week while I was driving; I had to pull over because I was crying so hard.

I’m sorry, but Ed Sheeran is the worst, and this is even before I heard about his gross, creepy behavior toward women. Like, if everyone wants to love this muppet, fine, but why does he get a pass? Once again, it’s like women’s voices don’t matter.

I’m sorry you’re tired, and it’s probably a good idea to get some rest and a break, if you can. As the We Rate Dogs Twitter account teaches us “No shame in doing a snooze.”

Catalina has been doing great! We went for some checkups last week and all things considered she’s meeting milestones in acceptable times. We confirmed she has perfectly normal hearing, which is awesome, and now I know she just likes to ignore us!

Jezebellians: What do you do when your heart is deeply and profoundly broken? I thought I had found my person, that we had found each other, but it just didn’t work and now I’m just trying to process all of the conflicting thoughts, emotions and memories and having a bit of a hard time.

How do you make crushes go awaaaaay. I have a crush on my manager and while it’s fun for a bit, I’d like it to go away now. We’re both married so it’s not like I’m going to pursue this. I know it’ll eventually go away but I’d like to speed up the process.

Anyone ever wish they had a sweet tiny lap cat to snuggle into your lap and keep you warm? This little kitty jumps up on my lap every night after dinner. She’s spayed and ready for a nice warm home in/around NYC!

Hi Whitney,

Hat tip to Glamour for the find.

I hate to break it to you, but women get catcalled regardless of their attire. I’ve been catcalled while wearing a formless sweatsuit that made me look like Grimace. Men catcall because it’s a gross power move, not because the woman is dressed immodestly.

Which, in reality TV speak, typically translates to “I voted for Trump” or “I didn’t vote at all.” (Honestly, my money is on the latter.)

I saw a trailer for this at a theatre, and a woman in the audience yelled, “Fuck Johnny Depp!” And it was a morning screening, and it was not a rowdy crowd. It brought me great joy.

Based on her understanding, J.K. Rowling is not only comfortable but “happy” to work with Johnny Depp? Did she not see the texts/tape or the pictures of Amber’s face? I’m guessing her and the filmmaker’s research into the whole thing consisted of making sure Amber can’t say anything else about the abuse based on her…

At least it looks like good ink? A well done, but stupid tattoo is better than a stupid but shite tattoo.

Yeah did they not see that tape/pics of her face/texts from his friend or manager to Amber recounting the abuse????

UGH!! What a tragic choice. I’ve been holding off to not distract from MeToo, but now I can say how disturbed I was by the video of him intimidating his live-in partner by smashing wine bottles and refusing to look at her or speak to her while she begs him to stop. I was a huge huge Depp fan. That all vanished when I…

So I have an airplane groping story.

The judge ordered that he serve his federal sentence consecutively to state sentences, ensuring he can not obtain an early release.

Hopefully he can sue for wrongful termination based on having a disability and collect his pension that was due to him. Sadly this probably means a large chunk of what he gets (if he wins or gets a settlement) will go to his lawyers.

Pretty good. The catastrophic everyone dies crashes are more memorable, but are an extreme edge case.