I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

Ah Jezzies, the time has come to share my Chad Michael Murray story. I was hoping to be out of the greys before I unleashed it, but no matter.

I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.

DREAM RENEE KARDASHIAN.

Legally, he will be my president and I will follow American laws. This is a sign of protest. He does not represent me in any way, shape or form. He is openly bigoted and sexist. He lied like his pants were on fire. He encouraged Russian espionage. He benefitted from egregious FBI actions. His fellow Republicans…

#california secession

Jill Stein is nothing more than a vanity candidate. She has no relevant experience, and her policy positions are dangerously incoherent and irrational. Anyone who voted for her should be ashamed of themselves.

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Actually commit a rape, get six months and a gig talking about alcohol abuse on a campus full of potential new victims.

Except that Trump supporters use BILL Clinton’s infidelity as a reason to NOT vote for Hillary.

It completely matters as more to pile on the whole hypocritical shit show about 45% of voting Americans are.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Harley has admitted to being a schizophrenic and claims he’s been cured by his raw till 4 diet and that is one of the scariest things about him having such a huge platform, in my opinion. I have 2 close relatives with schizophrenia and the one that takes her medication is a million times better off than the one who…

I think it’s awesome that Durianrider cannot reproduce and Freelee has no desire to. The buck stops with them. I can’t think of a better outcome.

Can we talk about the fact that she also brought the Dixie Chicks with her! I can’t believe it has been 13 years since they got taken down over trashing George W. Considering the shit being said about Beyonce, what they said back them was just so minor.

I don’t think it happened quite that way; the “incident” occurred in 2003, and they pushed through the backlash, and took a break in 2008.

It’s fun and unifying to have a mega-talented entertainer with the broad appeal of Beyonce. She’s our common ground. Our Breakfast at Tiffany’s, if you will! Wanting to be part of something as grand and widespread as Beyonce fandom is easy and completely understandable.

I forgot what a big deal it was for the Chicks to slag W. back in the day, just how huge and hysterical the backlash was. Ironic, since this is the same crowd who currently lament how political correctness is ruining free speech and society.