HE’S COOK! COOOOOOK!

I’d buy a shirt with a pic of Rita Ora with “Who?” written underneath.

It would be really great if you could team up with some of the artists who have done illustrations for the site and sell merch with their artwork on it. I love Jez, but I don’t want to wear a t-shirt with just the Jez logo on it, sorry. I will, however, shell out major bucks for some Tara Jacoby artwork on a shirt.

If I can’t get a monogrammed Jezebel thermos full of lentils, what is even the point?

Hi - this is the part where I chime in again to remind everyone that I participated in a Debate-format reality show pilot for Trump’s company with the sole purpose of determining who’s better at arguing - men or women. This was in 2006-2007 and it was for high school kids.

Who?

As Doug would say, if you can laugh and pray in 90 minutes then that is money well spent.

I’m not gonna lie, I read the internet theories.

This is so sickening, and so emblematic. White townships rejected the pipeline, so they’re forcing it through the Native’s lands. The police are taking the side of the corporation over the fundamental rights of the people.

What bothers me is that this woman is a professor...

Susan Gurney is clearly an ignorant self-hater. Women experience cognitive decline after 55, but magical men don’t? Makes sense, so let’s put a man who is 2 years older than the woman running) in office. And the thing about the way they speak? Whaaaat? She hears rationality, intelligence, and coherence when Trump…

This poor, poor little girl. You know what, it’s quite plausible that she’s devastated at the thought of not having her dad in her life - abuse within families is as complicated as it is horrific, and it could not be clearer that the adults in her life are encouraging her feelings of loss and guilt, rather than those…

He is not a monster, just a man that really screwed up and has been paying in many ways.”

At the least she still has to live with a mother that thinks her rapist is not such a bad guy and deserves forgiveness.

What is this look? Is underboob a thing now? Somebody explain it to me.

I would not have thought that Posh would be down for her collection being produced for anyone over a size 12, but that shows me. Although, I guess I should have known, you always read stuff about how she such a warm, funny, family person who has this cold, stylish, public persona. Still, it’s impressive.

“Bernie Sanders said she has bad judgement. And I agree with him.”

“Bernie Sanders endorsed me.”

“Yeah, well Bernie Sanders is an idiot, and is not to be trusted.”

I honestly believe Clinton deliberately baits him into that sort of attack, and he’s just too damn stupid not to walk right into it. She figures out exactly how she can needle him to make him publicly melt down and then stands there and smiles through it and looks thoroughly presidential while he’s throwing a tantrum…

I am dead. He just interrupted her to call her a nasty woman and reduced her existence to a disagreement with her husband.

Even Chris Wallace laughed.