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ShoeFlyBunsenBurner
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I wanna star this so bad but it already has the right amount.

Cowabunga dude.

The Dairy Queens in Texas run a different menu, and I assume its different enough to require a different app.

Shut the fuck up

People who recline should be thrown off planes for the monsters they are.

I agree! He accomplished a lot like tearing down 1000 poor people’s houses hurt by the financial crisis and... Wait, lemme check my notes.

What if they haven’t been there before?

He was “cleared” by the law firm his wife (a billionaire heiress) employs, so not exactly.

I do it every fucking day.  Turns out the generation that handed out trophies so all the kids wouldn’t feel bad is too scared to say you have to skip your lunch break.  Ain’t my fault suckers work through them.

Nope, whether real or ironic or teh troll, he’s a big fucking dumbass.

Yeah, this guy is a big fucking dumbass.

When I was traveling in Europe restaurants all charged for water.

It did lead to house seats on the bubble getting picked up. I agree he’s unlikely to win the senate seat, but he’s got a machine now, more name recognition, and so much national press, he could run for governor and probably have a real shot.

Oh yeah, I mean, this is an amazing rate in general, but not a great rate for a white shoe, high end lawyer

Just raw inflation puts it at a little under 1000, or above 1000 depending on when she did the work.

The Evil League of Evil also has members out in Los Angeles, the people who turn left without a dedicated lane during rushhour, and cause streets to back up for blocks.

Because assholes like you don’t live there so its much better.

It’s ok!  Probably a lot better with the updates, and on sale.

Call of Duty: Black Ops: FOUR DICKS

This update rules.