“On the one hand, I’ve always wanted to read the books, on the other hand, I’m a huge asshole. What do I do??????”

I’d say they should accept anyone nominated who was also nominated by Obama. Here’s a list of acceptable candidates, see, we’re being reasonable. Same result, but a little more sass.

A valiant effort, but this guy is definitely just wishing he could be sexist more often.

This guy is definitely racist.

Glad this is an easily searchable title and no one else has used anything like it.

Especially since it was such a surprise and in no way predictable.

NIGHTMARE FUEL

RIP Golf Story, a game better that deserves better than being replaced by a rerelease of a 4 year old platformerer.

Nyarlathotep has a lot of roles in the white house. He wears a lot of masks.

Yeah, my understanding is a third, larger printing is coming, but it still may not be enough because the game is so expensive to make, they can’t overestimate wildly without losing money.

Yeah, my understanding is a third, larger printing is coming, but it still may not be enough because the game is so…

There technically is a third printing coming supposedly in July, which if it meets demand should end up with a lot of copies in stock. But they’ve underestimated demand both printings so far.

There technically is a third printing coming supposedly in July, which if it meets demand should end up with a lot…

This seems like a good deal, as the city will still get tax on the extra revenue from in park sales, so it seems win win and economical for both parties.

Y’all definitely need to fire Dennis. How can you trust him on anything?

I don’t know, seems like they do a pretty good job: https://splinternews.com/north-carolina-dental-center-is-very-sorry-for-its-very-1825933305

DTMF

It’s true, before he was elected, even the policemen rioted!

I think Sean Gunn does the Mocap for Groot.

Players who refuse to switch blame teammates! More at 11!

You got suckered in by a troll.

Well she died twice, how come she gets to be so lucky.