God this line of reasoning is so irritating and desperately reliant on people not understanding that anti-trust complaints are not about “company big.”

Of course they'll be disappointed in sales. They could sell a hundred quadrillion copies of a game and say it wasn't enough.

Probably the only reason why I will pointedly go out of my way to buy this game, because fuck the haters.

Is it about dealing with the lack of a father, or about dealing with being an insufferable one-upper?

The protagonist has a severe case of trying to out-suffer everyone she talks to. “Your father died? well reverse uno card, I’m an orphan and NEVER met mine!” kinda thing is so annoying to me because I met people that are like that, that no matter what you tell them they try to out do you as if everything is a…

That seems like a rather silly attitude to have. There are two kinds of VAs:

If you hire Seth Rogen to voice a character, you get...Seth Rogen. You gotta know that going in.

Sorry couldn’t resist...

There are custom-made protective cars for that, but they generally look like, you know, cars. Even the President’s limo looks pretty normal from the outside. They have reinforced body panels and bulletproof glass, etc., but they don’t shout to the world “look at this rich idiot, what a great kidnapping target he’d…

“I sort of watched someone play a game when I was doing something else, and I gotta say: I just wasn’t that into it.”

They spent a lot of time on the exterior and not much on the “airport rental, but we upgraded you for free and I don’t know why this non-smoking car smells like smoke” interior.

Good addition. And then when everyone is rolling their eyes and muttering “what an idiot,” say they’re all “triggered” (be sure to include the cry-laughing emoji to really sell it).

I'd only add "4. ALWAYS pretend you've 'won.'"

Asimov really nailed it with this quote (which many have probably already seen, but seems appropriate here anyway): “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life,…

It’s basically a script at this point.

All the time with this weaksauce shit.

Impossible not to think of:

It’s really terrible when people jump to disrespectul conclusions. Anyway, like I was saying, most western men are feminine and weak...

Referring to women as “females” is like the free space on a MRA / incel bingo card. It’s fucking weird and gross, and a dead giveaway that they don’t see women even remotely as equals.

Always fun to use this twice in a day: