shockdoctor
ShockDoctor
shockdoctor

if these games were a david attenborough narrated, planet-earth style thing, the music the raptors would get when they tried to do basketball things would be the jaunty oboe of the hapless penguins that eventually get their brains bashed against the rocks by sea lions and orca whales

Chef Curry....that is so lame. Makes me want to punch a baby.

Unfortunately, immediately after the video cuts off, he was killed by the Mustang.

The last video: he’s dead isn’t he?

Does anyone else want to slap that fucking mouth-guard out of Curry’s mouth as hard as you possibly can?

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

People hate the Warriors because Draymond is a dick kicking asshole and their bandwagon tech-bro fanbase is annoying.

I varied my compression once

Triple eh.

I think it would be more likely that it would happen with an animal like a deer than ever with a person. Of course though, no one but the most ardent of PETA supporters would bat an eye at a robo-car running down Bambi to save your life.

Too much front brake bias would lock front wheels first, not lift the rear tires off the ground. Any racer can tell you that. This is a weight distribution problem only.

The moment during which you are being stabbed in the face seven times is definitely a moment worthy of killing the stabber.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

Once golf starts using trained birds to drop the balls into the hole, then you can start comparing it to dressage.

The Cavs win the championship, the city of Cleveland comes out looking like a rose after the RNC with possibly the best police-citizens relations seen in a long time at a major event, the Indians are in first place by 4 games after the All Star break, Josh Gordon gets surprisingly reinstated by the NFL...SOMEBODY SHIP