NBC's not stupid

$8.26, actually. I was being generous.

Skyyyyrockets in flight! Peyooo!

Far be it for Deadspin to roll around in the mud like that...

+1. I get political humor!

$64.32?

Um, did anybody get the license on that cop who basically thrashed her in the back of the head for no good reason?

At one point we see Itchy clearly play the same rib two times in a row, but two distinct, separate notes are heard. Do you expect us to believe that this is some kind of [snicker] magical xylophone?

Give the guy a break, he just needed a diversion to raid the pharmacy.

a white rapper-cum-military enthusiast-cum-Tiger Beat

What the hell? I just went out to get a schwarma.

Why must you torture me? I'm sorry I ever moved out of Canada, okay?

The Cuban pic is a reference to pictures JFK, Jr. took in a t-shirt and no pants, in that same position, with the shirt saying "Cuban Missile Crisis" and a big arrow pointing at his dong. I can't find it on-line...

LA, LA, LA, LA, I can't hear you!

"Careen" is fine, but he way overrelies on "ricochet."

INVISIBUL CHILD PORN.

This is the same Chris Berman who gives away the next pick in the NFL draft because actually it's not giving it away if you are the NFL.

A freaking hug to start the round? It's like Vince Carter is inhabiting them.

Maybe he's just not at the level where he can fight guys who are way bigger than him. I'd be interested in seeing him against someone his size (Mayweather), and I think he could still handle that.

Jimi should have considered lip-synching.