I'm going to go ahead and not click on that link.

I think you're missing the more intriguing storyline.

@J-No: Do you give a shit about privacy? That, and guilt, is what this story is about.

My brother actually couldn't make the Canadian hockey squad. On the other hand, I know a guy who once got put on the Canadian squash team after someone saw him playing at the Y.

Catch all the action on Versus.

Thank god today's a fast day.

@J-No: Equally or more important is whether Huet can step in and play 60-65 game a year at Khabibulin's level.

Doesn't Ray Allen have enough shlep by now to make the Celtics sign Doron Sheffer?

@Thundercracker: Agreed about the Simmons remark. I was shocked that he looked at this series that simplistically. If he'd just taken a minute to look at the match-ups — which is usually what he does best — he'd have seen how many favor Orlando, which everyone is now seeing.

I swear I thought that was going in.

@ClintonPortishead: By the way, looking ahead a bit, I think Denver can give Orlando a tougher match than the Cavs. Their bigs — Andersen, Nene, K-Mart — are more athletic and can probably do a better job neutralizing Howard and Lewis than Ilgauskas, Varejao and Wallace have been able to. Carmelo can take care of…

That's some mean dribbling by the ref.

Oh my god, Howard is winning playoffs MVP just for this OT period.

@buttons: Unilever. You'll be giving up a lot.

@ClintonPortishead: All true. I was thinking about those ridiculous shots Howard took in the 4Q, but now he's playing within himself and dominating.

Huge!

Reverse jinx!

That dunk notwithstanding, wouldn't it be worth it for Orlando to try an Alston-Lee-Pietrus-Turkoglu-Lewis lineup? OT's not the time for experimentation, so I guess I'm just thinking out loud.

I want Mayweather vs. Manny right now.

Bosh intends to claim that the coupling was physically impossible: