I was expecting something a little more youtubey. This was obviously deliberate.

Holyfield should go on Dancing with the Sta—

@Mr. Praline:

In Flanders fields the poppies blow

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@spinachdip: Black turtleneck and black jeans. Problem solved.

@Metschick: Michelle's dress may be pulling a bit because of how she has to put her arm behind Barack in that pose.

@Pete Gaines: Ah, but it's not about politics. It's about presentation. Applies to job interviews, weddings, dating, everything.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: The color is not the issue. See Katni and Metschick's comments: it's the frumpiness. There's just no shape there at all.

I can't comment on women's clothes, but there's a lesson there too, obviously.

Um, can I only clip one picture at a time?

A public service announcement, from me to DUAN:

It is indeed a huge backlog.

@Lizabelle: All a guy asks for is a chance. Just one chance...

@Clare: [Runs to last night's DUAN...]

By the way, is there anything more grating than the claim that the guy who gets rammed into the boards on a play like that should have done a better job protecting himself? Isn't that the same thing as saying he shouldn't have made a hustle play to dig out the puck from along the boards? Which is also the same thing…

Clinton never apologized this sincerely or profusely; let him play!!!

He's obviously confusing the cuts to his paychek because of taxes and the cuts to his paycheck because of suspensions for DUIs. But I can see how those are similar things.

Don't forget Smackdown tomorrow night on MyTV.

My mother country continues to ridicule me for ever leaving. I know, Canada, I know.