That dump makes Exhibition Stadium look impressive. Been living on borrowed time for the last 20 years.

@UpstateUnderdog: @Sports-Pun: Coming up: Waxing Off!

@Kid Canada:

Correct, not Jewish. Not him, not Ian Kinsler, not Matthiew Schneider, not Shawn Green.

@Dan Daoust: Day-amn: the government actually took over WaMu behind its back and sold a chunk of it to JPM. Gangsta.

So you know how I did this: [deadspin.com]

What does he sing?

I'd confuse her with the chick from Scrubs and not really care who was who.

You know, I may be a little slow on the uptake here, but there's what to be gained by clicking on "Dashiell Bennett." Dashiell, I don't think we've been formally introduced...

Chrysler 300. The car that says, "I do have some money, I'm not saying I don't, but man do I wish I had more."

Good speech. Strong ending.

I'm told there may be something else on at 9:00 PM, for maybe 12-14 minutes.

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Eva Longoria.

@Pete Gaines: Fantastic, but our work is not done. Once I select Classic View, I should stay in Classic View. I don't want to have to remind the system of my preference every time I submit a comment.

@Chuck Knoblockhead: I think he wants to secretly bomb her pants. But, you know, get in line.

@Gourmet Spud: Don't you feel like maybe if they put her a room with Ahmadinejad, and maybe if she touched his arm a little bit and whispered, "Please don't build an atomic bomb," that that might actually work? Because it would for me, is all I'm saying.

@Dan Daoust: I broke the box!!!

Say what you will about her qualifications, this woman is a certified hotty.