Ortiz with the sac bunt.

Okay, we REALLY need TB to win this game...

Ah, shit. Score just flashed on the WWL.

@KC: Please continue live blogging. It's the closest thing I've got to real time updates right now.

@Yostal: So you're watching this too. You know, I don't get a lot of opportunity to watch baseball mid-week, so maybe this is something everyone already knows, but Rick Sutcliffe just has no business sitting in front of a microphone. He's not talking about anyone fixing that thing over there, but still, it's like…

September 21, 1987, Macho Man vs Honkey Tonk Man. Right now, on MSG.

@Kid Canada: [cough][deadspin.com][cough]

@Kid Canada: Just making it more dramatic for when they win. Although, the Jays' 1st was reminiscent of the Gibbons era: three hits, a double play, a baserunning error, no runs.

@Jefferson Short Bus: SAILF.

Wow. Maybe we can get Beltran for BJ Ryan.

I didn't realize bloggers dressed like me. I now consider my life 0.5% less wasted.

I majored in tit-looking in college.

Coming up with a narrative isn't the hard part. It's choosing the client-matter.

I'm alive, but I can't find my keys...

7 games behind Boston, 7 games left against Boston.

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Haven't you heard? If the Jays don't make the playoffs this year, the last 6 weeks will count toward 2009.

PLAYYYYYOFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

@TracyHamandEggs!: We'll be celebrating another Jays victory momentarily.

@Kid Canada: I know there's nothing near unanimity on this, but to me, Neale is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. And youuuu know it!!

"I... I don't believe it."