@Lady Andrea: @UkraineNotWeak: Not to bite the hand that feeds us — which I'm about to do anyway — but are you telling me you wouldn't take those two over a certain other two folks in a heartbeat?

@Chad Sexington: Careful, I have incredible video equipment.

[Looks around]

@Kid Canada: But it's all good, because they can always install Kevin Mench or Brad Wilkerson at DH if they so choose.

@Innings Eater: The Ecsktein/Scutaro/Inglett/Concussed Hill buffet.

@Kid Canada: And here comes B.J., doing his thing.

@Lady Andrea: Short of a medical emergency, just keep moving right along.

@Lady Andrea: "Little" is truly the perfect description. He is not a man. He's just a putz, forget him.

@Lady Andrea: How in the holy hell is it possible for you to get stood up?

@Lady Andrea: Hamina, hamina, hamina...

@Lady Andrea: Hot? Yeah, I think so. Tall? Not like you, certainly. I guess something like 5"5 - 5"6.

@Lady Andrea: This, I know.

@Lady Andrea:

@Napoleon's Battle Plan: The hell is wrong with you? I'm renouncing your Canadian citizenship. Go watch the Orange Bowl.

@Lady Andrea: Tell me about it: [deadspin.com] I need to put you and my wife in a room, and she's not coming out until you say she can.

@Lady Andrea: Good, good. Now back to "I've spent hours out with a guy, talking about which girls we'd do and which ones we'd invite to join us," and so forth.

@Lady Andrea: Now I'm in suspense over this fight you were having with PeteJayhawk. I'm reading through my fingers. Please make up!

Still making my way through last night's DUAN. Lady Andrea, you made me lose my shit about six different times.

@UkraineNotWeak: See, I prefer this Madeline Kahn clip:

@Lady Andrea: It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. Of course, since I always win, that's easy for me to say.