or his primary language is an asian language and everything is backwards

repeatedly banging your head against the wall, strengthens your skull and neck muscles, increases blood flow, its good for you. stop being a pessimist

well the chances of someone else winning is 175mil to 1, so we r good to go !!!

In that case, you'll be polishing the back.

"Self-Standing Penis Leave Marks All Over Your Desktop"

i'm right handed

more paper -> less trees -> more co2 -> more trees -> more paper

I would gag if they were made of sausages. *-º

that giant green power logo above the keyboard looks distracting

shit dood, if i was to get belly button surgery, i'll remove the belly button

*throws up*

give it crawling abilities so it can crawl outa my butt

i know right, why can't the crazy european blizzard come to america!?

If an enroute 'drunk' is able to check phone, tweet and reroute, he's not drunk enough.

The function is awesome, but the table is hella ugly. the dropped edges are too tall.

I assume all living things with a nervous system experience pain, and touch was probably the first sense to develop.

i scrolled down and clicked the pic, booyah!! eardrumz saved

Ladies should be more wifely and put the seat up!

naked: phone with scratches

Most priuses i've encountered know they are slow so they go to the right.