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shit, does america have a ministry or department of science or tech? we need one

And that's why you don't slander a terrorist.

1.5 v8, WANT

YO DAWG

that's the holden leg slicer

What are they doing daddy?

Blue green or brown for your kitchen walls, what the hell is wrong with you automatic people.

The hairs on raspberry look like pinworms that would make a butt hole itch =D

Shit, i need a CNC machine!

how was moose steak?

Question: why do drag racers need a steering wheel?

MED SCHOOL WHITE GUY UPSET ABOUT RACIAL / CLASS INJUSTICE. LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOL

i read dick rash.. tie him to the dick rash!

now lets grow a complete human body without a belly button

crush mazda looks like maserati

or two ford f450 super duty trucks going at 60 mph

JUNKYARDS?! what the fuck lucky bastard

interwebs: errbody gots the beef

What you really need is some zombie money. I mean, how else are you going to buy shit when the zombies take over. Luckily I got some left over from the last zombie outbreak. We can trade, at 0.0292 zombrownies to the dollar. Best of all, they taste like chocolate and cake. What's better than chocolate and cake infused

i was eating breakfast... then i scroll down and see your pic and lost my appetite