“Alabama, Arkansas,
I sure do love my ma and pa”

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

1. Fuck you

No. Artists create art for people to enjoy. Beyond that they don’t owe people shit.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

It’s hot garbage.

seriously, how are people that bad at math

Watch out for all the fedoras who will be triggered by you saying triggered.

PLEASE let this an omen from the gods presaging the collapse of the Trump Campaign! I will totally stop being an atheist for this!

“To a certain extent you missed the point by asking that question, however, I understand that within that question is your desire to be black.”

Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

God dammit! We gotta go through another season of this shit?

And now we honor your grandfather’s sacrifice by celebrating 50 years of the Enterprise! Those brave souls boldly went where no man had gone before!

Can’t

I think this is a terribly unfair criticism of Drake. Sure he “said” it but he almost certainly didn’t write it.

May her subway cards be stuck in a “swipe again” loop forever.

Battleborn is like Barb from Stranger Things. . and Overwatch is Will Byers. . .

So, you don’t have a car, a journalism degree, or grandmothers. Do you have a football team?

Gabby Douglas gets raked over the coals for not putting her hand on her heart but Ryan gets a pass for being a 32 year old man who gets drunk and pees in public and breaks a door and lies about it. Wtf?