Somewhere, Collin Cowherd is furiously typing up a think piece about pre-game Dabbing and how it relates to Westbrook’s leadership/upbringing/future.

Could have been a photographer or photo company too if they were using their photos without permission.

May we never be on the same flight...

Oh, you’re one of those people. I will, without fail, kick you out of my seat.

You are the reason it takes twice as long to board an aircraft than it should. Thanks for making life a little more miserable for the rest of us.

Window and aisle seats shouldn't cost MORE. Middle seats should just cost LESS.

Barry, I hate to break it to you but Lincoln Chafee dropped out of the race months ago and this write-in fantasy of yours is doomed to fail.

You’ll have no power in this thread.

A Jezebel commenter graced an article I wrote with a list of “pros and cons” about the candidate that named Clinton’s only con as “hasn’t fulfilled her potential.”

This is why I just wipe my hands on the back of the guy next to me at the urinal. No muss, no fuss.

she dribbles on nearly all foods

....you got me in a box here.

Your comment is terrible and does not give me a jazzy sensation.

Those boys need to stop putting themselves in vulnerable positions. \sarcasm.

No. Not everyone is terrible, right? Is there no justice in the Zulu Nation?

I don't want to live on this planet rock anymore.

Have you never been to a zoo? Your post just seems judgmental especially in the face of death. Maybe zoos do suck, but why are they dumbass hicks and not also children in wonder, why is she an imbecile when it’s not like they go around handing out zoo jobs and she probably had an extensive wealth of knowledge about…