I dunno, the 45th President was pretty keen on voting for war when she was in the Senate.

I don’t chase down erratic drivers, but if you threaten my children with a chainsaw, it would be VERY difficult for me to suppress the urge to run you over when you walk away.

Okay I fixed it for you.

Was it Russian shaped ice?

As do I.

The best part of it all is, it’s likely to literally happen that way.

With this in mind, would it be wrong for me to say that a new Smuggler’s Run would be amazing to have on current gen consoles. Even if it was just a downloadable game, if it was made with GTA V’s engine, I’d buy it.

PC will push the limit even further.

"Michigan... at least we're not Ohio?"

"We're going to pull someone over." I say "Who?" thinking she has spotted someone. "I don't know yet, but I will."

Plus, just yesterday there was a brand new cop car behind me at a stop light with one headlight out. Paddiddle never turns out to be a cop, indeed...

So lucky. But then again, that means you gotta live in Michigan.

Or you could move to Michigan. There's no such animal as vehicle inspection here.

So....were the "Air Force" sons in Lawrence's story threatening to bomb San Francisco if this restaurant didn't give them a military discount? I'm trying figure out if they could have possibly meant anything else.

Me during the popcorn story

I have never drove one, but suddenly I have the urge to rent one of these, pull out the interior from front seats back and throw on some lightweight wheels with stickies up front.

The 4.0 motor was worse, since it has even more torque at low down. Scary stuff.

Can the system fight the van's amazing torque steer? Seriously, it spooked my wife so much, we crossed it off the list. You don't normally think of minivans and torque steer, but with 280+ hp to the front wheels and a relatively unrefined suspension and chassis, it's pretty startling.

No, the question now won't be "Siri, how do I get rid of a dead body?"

obviously it's for iCar.