As a portly gnome myself I am offended by the cultural misappropriation shown here.

If it wasn’t just two blocks over.

...and make themselves peanut butter and fruit loop sandwiches with ketchup. In the living room. On the couch.

Are a few teeth missing from the bottom of one side not a common problem with an easy solution?

Naw they are better and more desirable than that.

Pretty sure there are no belts in that pic.

I remember the first tractor I saw with a modern roll cage. It looked so odd.

Milt Bergman. Oh and there is only 1 Allison. The other two are Olds V8s of mismatched displacement I believe.

Worked ok for Eustace in Voyage of the Dawn Treader too.

In our heavily Republican county, I know many Republicans that would have went Bernie over Trump.

That bit in the middle about being devoid of talent...

Always wanted a Maverick with a 302. Dad put together a plastic model in the late 70s and swapped in a 427 Cammer. Always wondered what thatd be like.

OK, “She” (in quotes because although we have the coffee guys name we don’t have hers,) was driving an unmarked vehicle.

Yes,

Maybe it’s an older generation thing. My uncles who were young and running around in the 60's frequently referred to Mercurys as “Mercs.”

I was confused at first. I thought the lead image was perhaps the donor car.

I looked it up expecting it to be John 13:35, but yes, that works too.

What runs thru my mind a lot lately...

I love old C/D articles. Post them all.

Mercury is more closer to Merc than Mercedes is. Pronunciation-wise at least.