I'm entirely over these alleged open worlds that are just a big square filled with lame collect quests. 

This is going to launch spectacularly broken. 

Chupacabra? 

Kid Rock has more self awareness than I would have given credit for, knowing he had no business being around classified info.

Abrams touch rots everything. In another universe, we got to watch the OG crew meet and start on the path.

The Christian god couldn’t even wipe out an entire planet.

I heard there was something spotted over Wakanda earlier today. 

I haven’t been paying attention since he was released from prison, so I assume OJ found the real killer on one of those golf courses?

I can’t believe they made a sequel to Lost In Translation.

Hngh.

It’s quite clear they tried to find a number where they could claim they were helping college students but not actually pay much.

I wanna know what the serious personal issue is. Divorce or just substance abuse?

BOSSANOVA!

How is this game still making money to fund this? I mean the amount of free content since they fixed the game is astounding.

I do always enjoy the handling.

I’m HIGH AS FUCK rn, just got done giving the monthly IT security metric briefing out.

This reminds me of the time that Pete Davidson is a dumpster fire who is terminally online and thirsty to see his name in headlines. 

Lmao, it’s Netflix. It’s gonna get canceled after the first and no sequel or extra cuts will be commissioned.

Nah, he wasn’t out. I like dunking on him as much as anybody, but he never went limp. I was expecting his guard to start slipping or another sign. Nothing from this angle indicates he had even a brief period of unconsciousness.

I am gonna regret asking this, but I have not followed the actual story of SF since II Hyper Fighting.