Let me mansplain why this is as it should be for the next 37 minutes:

I can’t stand the Kardashians, but a small part of my jaded heart hoped they actually are really great friends.

I only know their interactions from Jez, but if it turns out they’re able to not have kids while having interpersonal chemistry and be together sometimes, good for them.

We should all be so lucky.

Now they go…

Wait wait wait, AC was on the phone while Orenthal the Double Murderer was in the back seat upset he got busted trying to leave the country.

I remember because I was really interested in the NBA finals and it was a postage stamp sized feed in the bottom corner of the screen.

A church is being used to prey on people?!?! Who could have guessed.

Man, this WB-Discovery merger just can’t get out of its own way.

THIS. I’m in my mid 40s, I don’t have unlimited gobs of time. I really like War Thunder (save some of the cheese vehicles that I’ll never unlock), but I have 270 hours in the game and I’m on Rank IV in the American tank tree, but only unlocked.

No actual vehicles because even with a premium account, making enough to…

“Why doesn’t anybody want to buy us?” -Actual Ubisoft CEO quote

Who who and who? 

What is ‘HBO’ or ‘HBO MAX”?

Uh, Congress absolutely has oversight powers over the Supreme Court. They can alter the schedule (including canceling basically a year,which they've done before), set the budget on everything except SC justice salaries, etc. 

Good one, except you didn’t get the references at all, but thanks for playing.

Go watch her milk ad and tell me what decade the Sopranos is from, Junior.

Is she drinking milk while she catches up on the 90s?

The first one was so bad. The OG MK movie from the 90s is a better flick.

His campaign is dead already.

Thanks, RBG.

They should go away. Being ‘Just-the-Worst-Adjacent’ and constantly in the news is not endearing them to anybody.

Sorry your racist family couldn’t get over their racism towards your wife and kids. Welcome to the club “One of The Good Ones”.

You’re free to wrongly dissent. Have at it.

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