The story literally mentions Bowles is the only coach who does this.

ProbaBly took the car to maaco and pocketed the difference

It would be a shame if something happened to Jameis Winston without his consent.

He looks like Conor McGregor at the press conference where he states that his management team has embezzled millions of dollars from him. 

It’s roadway paint and/or taxi yellow.

“So if you’re going to pull a random rant about a dead guy remotely related to cars who used to date underage girls...”

It’s Direct!

Nothing says I support women like getting a bunch of them fired. 

A star because I recognize quality Photoshop skills when I see it. 

Wow, typical Corvette owner history. Buyer 1 - barely drives it because, to him, owning a Corvette is better than driving one. Buyer 2 - Drives it all the time because its the only car he has. Buyer 3 - Buys it to mod it and drive the crap out of the car.

If it had a “Pontiac Vibe” it would look more like this.

Mmm... SAAB turbo.

She looks exhausted.

Those bumper alignment gaps, are stock. Don’t fault the owner for it.

If FCA had half a brain, they’d literally steal this thing off the street, restore it to showroom fresh, and put it back where they found it a week later with a note the says “Shine on, you crazy diamond.”

But deep down, she fantasizes about slumming it with a ruffian such as this...

/plot twist

American Cities Racing League had that concept around 25 years ago. Do some research before you write your dumb headlines.

Based on the opening image I thought I’d hear: “$45 is the best I can do son.”

Looks like it’s pooping out a Dodge Challenger, head first.