It’s forced CONduction!

I bet you were amped up when you thought of this word play. You just couldn’t resist, could you?

It’s the current trend, though - some of them are real joules, too.

Don’t be surprised to find some resistance to your amping up the puns.

This should come as a shock to no one.

Yet gravitas remains in short supply. :-(

So if it’s ok to hit pedestrians at night, can you eat them since they are now roadkill? Just asking for a friend.

Another tip - It’s always good to run around screaming or crying when things don’t go your way. We men don’t do that - we crush our feelings down and down, smashing them into a little ball, then squeezing that ball tighter and tighter and forcing it into the dark recesses of our souls until our wife innocuously asks,…

...even when the speedo is 0mph

No one should feel safe when someone wearing that hat is behind the wheel.

I’m in.

Right, because what we really need is an organizations that can make us look as terrible to the public eye as the NRA does to gun owners.

we all talk about how easily played he is, but he plays us too, by exploiting our weakness for outrage

I lava what you did there. Very magmanimous of you.

He’s doing this on purpose to distract from the ongoing saga of the Senate healthcare fiasco and from a pretty decent sprinkling of scandal-related stories to come out in the last few days. He does this every time he wants to change the subject and shake up the news cycle. He has never cared if press was good or bad,…

Yes I do. I currently only have one sensor (the included one), but am waiting for a deal to get 4-6 more.

Yes I do. I currently only have one sensor (the included one), but am waiting for a deal to get 4-6 more.

It comes with its own champagne-chilling butler, you peasant. Nobody chills their own champagne anymore.

I just want to know if it has a champagne cooler. If I can’t cool my champagne while setting a Nurburgring lap record, what’s the point?

I believe the new appropriate response is “I was scared for my life!!!!”

Interesting. You’ve got to give them credit for coming up with something this dodgy.