If you don’t know which 911 you want, you probably shouldn’t buy it. Its not the car for you.

Off basis, but putting your education level on a twitter name is a preposterous move.

I decided a long time ago that people like Jones, or Rush, or Beck, it doesn’t MATTER if they believe the shit they peddle, they damage is real. These guys are modern snake oils for broken minds and broken spirits. They are no better than the televangelist who takes old ladies’ Social Security check, buys a…

This might be a “be careful what you wish for” situation. It seems the judge’s ruling allows the breakaway district to control two elementary schools in the near term that will be zoned for Gardendale residents, but the high school which was just built is an expense they would have to take on, and it is looking like…

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

I feel like I can say with total confidence that literally no black person on that train (“rap minstrel” or otherwise) said:

This story reminded me of this classic:

“Just kill me”

I feel like the lesson here is that reading comprehension is not your strength.

Admitting you’re speeding could work out if the cop is in a good mood, but is also a guaranteed way to not have a leg to stand on if you want to contest it.

I agree. In fact, after you leave the plane, make sure to lick the boots/shoes/pumps of the airline staff. Also stick around with your nose in the corner. They may want to humiliate you further.

Friendly reminder to fly Virgin America, Alaska, or JetBlue

Why does Rick Scott always look like he’s waiting for someone to set up a chessboard?

This article just proves the problem with society. You write the half truth and uneducated people take it as the full truth. I paid capital gains tax on my investments so that must mean that I am paying a“ lower rate on that than you are, even though you fucking work for your money.” The problem with this is that I…

... and if you’re black - they shoot you in the back for not having ID.

Pretty sure that if you’re driving you need to have your licence with you, at least that’s the rule here in MN.

You still owe use tax on the current value if you transfer to another state. Some states will give you credit for state taxes in another state, but since that was $0 for Montana don’t expect a credit.

“I also know there are many people who fly the flag in their yards or have a symbol on their truck and it’s not a racist symbol to them, it’s about their Southern heritage.”

Do they have Lasik for presbyopia? Please let me know. I'm sure that many people do not know that it is there yet!

I wore glasses for 30 years, tried contacts - never were that comfortable, then went the Lasik route. What the doctors don't tell you, and I've confirmed this with many, is that you are trading off your near vision for better far vision. So now I see great at distances but I still have to wear reading glasses for…