Cop to owner: Relax. Take a deep breath and sit on this stool for a while.

Must... resist... urge to make intolerant jokes... may fail...

I think it might be genetic. I’m of Indian origin. I’ve never lived there, but I still prefer sedans to hatchbacks, all the while admitting that hatchbacks have more utility and sometimes look better (Focus ST).

If I take off my shirt, will they throw me some beads?

Came to say this, found yours, leaving congratulations and a star.

Nah, they’ll wait for the Netflix documentary to come out first before they know this.

I went to Ben’s Chili House in DC last night. Just sayin’. I apologize for scaring anyone.

Road House.

Is there nothing you can do to prevent your colleague from looking stupid before he publishes the post?

Good for you!

How did you respond?

Less engine weight too.

The probability of this guy squashing a post-hugging sloth is just way too high.

It is, although only ancestrally.

Why is it a mark of pride to have shitty weather conditions? How about, say, Syria? Are they allowed to brag about how they can't go outside without being barrel bombed? Is that a good thing?

Ha! As a Washingtonian sick of hearing about how we handle snow, I see that New Yorkers can dish it out but judging from the responses here, they can’t take it.

I sometimes wonder why Porsche dealers bother with lots. I know very few owners who bought theirs off the lot.

Park and Hide?

I have a manual Cayman GTS and an automatic (8-speed ZF) BMW. I drive the BMW to work every day. In Northern Virginia traffic.

Because very few people buy Porsches off the lot. They order them and wait 6 months. I know I did.