He might be Putin’s cousin’s house painter’s bro. You never know.

Gamma the cash first, bro.

You sure did, but it didn’t get stowed in his brain.

1/5th of the size of the cylinder.

Only on pre-F30 models. On F30s, starting is always keyless with a button, whether you have Comfort Access or not.

A BMW, so yeah, it actually couldn’t happen to me. But it did happen to a friend with a Lexus, so either he and his wife are inattentive, or the Lexus doesn’t do the angry warning like BMW.

She does, but not on the same keychain as her keys.

Most do, but as my other comment said, this actually happened to a friend with a Lexus, so I don’t know for sure.

For Porsche, it’s all about legacy and tradition. You MUST start a Porsche by turning a key with your left hand! It’s part of the owership experience!

To be clear, you don’t have to insert the key in a Porsche. It has kind of a permanent key protrusion thing.

I can’t respond individually to everyone, but...I agree, most cars do notify you if you drive off. My BMW certainly does, in fact, it does the moment the key leaves the interior of the vehicle.

That's what Porsche does...permanent twisty key. Of course,then everyone complains about why have keyless start if you have to turn a key anyway.

In fact, there's another reason it ought to shut off. I'm going to the airport. I drive my car. My wife comes with me. She drives the car away from the airport. The keys are in my pocket. She stops for gas. She's stuck at the gas station.

Was just about to ask why any engine would need both.

Ha, I remember those!

Interestingly, my indy Porsche mechanic’s paperwork explicitly states that they ARE responsible for any damages or loss to your car from the time you sign in until the time you sign it back out. First time I've ever seen that.

Scooby Doo, you say? I’ll see if I can find that on Nickelodeon.

It has something to do with birds and bees, son. Ask your mother. Now run along and play, let dad keep browsing with Chrome in incognito mode.

Not sure about mankind, but these fuckers sure have.

I would imagine models don't always look like models...they dress down and play golf, which I imagine is what she's doing in the photo.