A soulful break. Maybe some Barry White music to go with it.

But unfortunately the firing squads will all be owned by Germans or Indians.

Nonsense, they sent it FedEx overnight and it reached the very next morning at 8am.

Possibly, but I’ll bet this is some stupid fucker doing it “for the lulz”.

Don’t bother with tracking unless it’s a courier service or Express Mail. Regular USPS tracking is worthless. I mailed a cashier check to BMW FS to pay off my loan. I sent it by Priority Mail, which has tracking. When it wasn’t delivered for 7 days, I learned from USPS that tracking is no guarantee of anything. They…

That last exclamation was a perfect sound-alike of Gomer Pyle.

The movie Weekend of a Champion is on Netflix. Highly recommended to see what it was like in the days when there were hard curbs on the track edges.

No, there's me. And I even have a subscription on HBO Now.

Shhh. Softly.

But isn't it pronounced OONIMOG in German? Not YOU-NIMOG.

I understand from your article that there’s no concept of precedent or case law in arbitration, is that correct? So if there’s also no requirement for board certification then no wonder there are all these arbitrary (ha!) decisions.

Are arbitrators trained and/or certified? Or are they just randos?

Hey, at least it’s not Porsche where people were making deposits on a car (GT4) that hadn’t even been announced yet.

Just cars, or does it extend to people? Would Maksim Gelman be a better friend than Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for example?

While at the same time forcing everyone to put down their damn smartphones and listen to you.

Man, those are some loud Canadians.

BBQ chicken breasts are mighty tasty...ohhhh, wait...

And mind you, the one I saw was using a low end phone without a keyboard, so there. The only reason this is even 1% sane is that traffic in Indian cities is mostly not moving.

Is this the only engine or will a 6 also be available? BMW 3 and 5 series have both 4-cyl and 6-cyl (and 8-cyl in the 5) available.

You wish. I have seen people in India, where automatics are basically non-existent, eat, text, and drive a manual simultaneously. It involves steering with the knees.