I’m looking forward to your offbeat adventures.

I would buy Mirages and Sparks for everyone! If you were in the market for a new car just so you could get around would you want to plop 15-30k on a car that will take you 5 years to pay off? Or are you going to go get a free Spark from the crazy guy that lives on the floating island fortress?

My brother in law works at the hospital as a maintenance guy and he got his shots a few weeks back. And is due for his second shot once he gets back from visiting his dad. My FIL got the covid and a few days ago he thought he was on his death bed. He had us call an ambulance for him ( he hates going to the hospital…

I pick the spark because of the extra cylinder. Maybe there are after market parts to get the little sucker to 120hp to give it a little more pep in it’s step.

Get a Mazda5, they come with a 6spd if you're into that as well. I was able to fit 30 bags of mulch in mine and it only scraped with the big dips and potholes. Sliding doors are awesome and of minivans aren't cool to you just think of it as a large wagon with sliding doors.  Get a roof rack and you can tackle most of…

And selfies, the cops took fucking selfies with the mob.

I hope someone gets this thing to brap. 

Yea being 9, she probably went to her room for 5 hours and 55 mins and played roblox until she decided to look it up on YouTube. The lesson she learned was not how to open a can using a can opener, but that her dad is a dick and she shouldn’t go to him for help or advice.

Woah snap, never knew such a book existed. I gotta order it asap. My kids 6 and 7 are at the stage where they are super curious about everything and sometimes I'm too busy or tired to answer all the questions. 

I buy hot wheels that I like when I find them at the grocery store. I had more, but every so often my kids will ask for one. When my kids were like 3 and 4 they found a box full of my hot wheels, like 40 of them. They opened them all up and I was mad for like a second. We then started launching the hot wheels down…

Bet these break 100k after dealer mark up

I would love to see "shitbox to the limit". They get boring press cars like a base Civic or some shit and take it to the drag strip and autocross event. I haven't seen many Jalopnik reviews lately...

They need a performance version asap. Add some extra chassis bracing, give the little mother fucker 300hp and sell for 15k. No fancy interior maybe parts bin bucket seats but that's it. 

Bro, you must have not been to the central valley. Plenty of trumpers here and everyone going to church on Sundays not wearing any masks. 

Price doesn’t seem too bad for what you’re getting. But they need to lower it by like 5k to get Americans into some Putin mobile. 

Damn some of these comments here are dudes that don’t like fun. This to me is the opposite of a brodozer build. I like it. The underglow screams Nopi era build but a leaf lowrider would be pretty dope. 

Those legit super advans or some knock offs? Either way I'm enjoying this "build". 

Reminds me of the story of a guy who bought two challengers when they were brand new as “investments’. Years later he tries to sell them, and surprise surprise nobody wants them.

This is what happens when a true a Jalop goes into the Dreamatorium. No supercars or sports cars, but a shitty Ford Escort.

I live in a small town that’s filled with brodozers and challenger/chargers with yellow shipping dealys. I saw a BMW i8 driving down main street on Saturday which was nice.