I would say that everyone at Valve is a gamer. We love games, and there’s no reason we wouldn’t want to make games.

I was just being snarky- not anyone can be a good runner - just sayin’. Someone knocked out all my cartilage in a soccer game and apparently it doesn’t grow back. Basically can’t run anymore. Biking it is for me.

I wish, instead, he had been found guilty about rocketeering...

You should write an “article” every time someone gets an achievement!

You’re catching some flak, but I don’t get this game either. I watch the video and it does nothing for me. Standing around in darkness shooting random stuff. Looks like something from a few decades ago.

That and the game only released less than a WEEK ago, so maybe you’re making a big stink over something few people have had the chance to give a go at...

love you Patricia, but he nailed it, you love Devil Daggers, cool, write about it ... but this article had the mother of all clickbait titles.

Clearly you have never played Desert Bus

Fair enough...I clicked and I read...but this game is the new Flappy Bird...in three months nobody will even remember what’s it’s called.

I’m sure there are lots of steam achievements with only one person or no people having gotten them. They belong to games like this one; games that no one plays.

“Survive the satanic hordes for at least 500 seconds.”

Hey Kirk, remember when I was laying odds on how quick we were gonna get this comment?

The teeth of the comb are like the branches of government over his hair. There are too many of them and they hold too much power when it comes to shaping his coif.

Seems a bit unfair when Vaitividya and epicnamebro basically have careers doing this

Bungie should do a competition like this!

Having a Mac is like having the prettiest, shiniest Lotus, (“Oooh! Shiny! Can I pay 100% more for it, please?”) with a 4-cylinder engine inside it (because Macs don’t always use the best parts), with the hood welded shut (because Apple doesn’t want you looking in there), and not being able to upgrade the engine (same…

Running windows on a mac is more like buying a Ford, but putting a Ferrari engine in it.

Good fucking lord, dude. Mac isn’t exactly the second coming of Christ.

Nobody cares about Mac gaming. Except Blizzard.

Oh, I LOVE this!