I guess he and the NFL rule book are Burfict strangers.

But can it run crysis?

I made a Roethlisberger rape joke about Roethlisberger raping someone because Roethlisberger rapes people.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

Its as if Roethlisberger is being held down against his will.

The Vikings offense was certainly anemic yesterday. And Adrian Peterson picked the worst time to fumble like it was the 2010 NFC Championship Game.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Unforeseen Consequences.

Can you hear the people sing
Singing the songs of angry fans
Who are pissed to know the Cleveland Browns
Have failed them once again

Ahem

They should have just killed two birds with one stone on that call. “Hey Lovie... you’re fired, sorry about that. Now, we’d like to quickly do a 20 minute phone screener for our newly opened Head Coaching position.”

I’ve said enough about Bethesda already, my feelings on them I think are abundantly clear.

You mean the dull boring cookie cutter settings they rip off from other people? The dull worlds full of ugly cookie cutter visuals? You MUST be falling in love with that, because you certainly aren’t falling in love with the clunky, clumsy, boring, and incredibly clumsy gameplay.

Hey Sean! Welcome to January 2014!

How the podracing scene should have gone.

“So the dlc gives some closure for Mr. Freeze.”

"Love" as in general, non-specific, friendly term from northern England; as opposed to the patronising, vomit-inducing version.

You're like the Hamilton Nolan of milk. That's not a good thing.

Counterpoint: There is no better snack food than chocolate milk.

If you're trying to be funny, it's kinda lame. If you're trying to be serious... it's kinda lame. Sorry love.