He’s was actually just helping the other inmate learn a valuable lesson about leaving a note instead of using the phone.

Is that a stream of liquid?

PHONE CHECK, PEGLEG

He displayed what is called the fencing response, where your body becomes immobile and you freeze your arms. This is a tell tale sign you have just become concussed.

The NFLs concussion protocols continue to be complete bullshit. Somebody, not on a team’s payroll, needs to be protecting these guys from themselves and the coaches who obviously care more about a win and preserving their jobs than if their players are able to speak in complete sentences in their 50s. If a guy that…

not everyone goes trawling through reddit on an hourly basis, y’know

I think what’s most notable about last night is that just 10-15 years ago, none of these hits would have been illegal, and they would have all been featured in a JACKED UP! segment to belly laughs. DURRRR HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS, BOOMER!

Everything you say here is right, of course, but I really am having a hard time feeling bad for Vontaze Burfict. He is SUCH a piece of shit, and he instigates so much. Look, if I spit at someone’s face in a bar, and then I get punched the fuck out, am I at fault? This isn’t “oh she was dressing provocatively she…

I’m shocked at how long the price of major video game releases has remained at $60. Back in the NES days I believe a new release game went for $50, so the price of games has not kept up with inflation even as the cost to produce them has grown exponentially.

I think there’s a larger conversation that needs to be had about the “value” of the games we buy.

I would argue that plenty of competitive guys, cognizant enough to look ahead, would not risk further injury for a team stuck in the mud, so they can continue to compete later. Plenty of hyper-competitive players ask for trades, or work their way toward competitive teams using their NMCs or other means they have to…

Is it really that surprising that someone frustrated with a bad team would not be willing to injure himself and potentially end his career for a losing season, but would sing a different tune for a team with legit SB hopes?

wut

He was probably vaccinated as a child which completely explains the injury.

He needs more Nanobubbles, not Tom’s snake oil.

At this point I’m sure Colts fans would contribute to a GoFundMe to get all the Tom Brady hoodoo shipped to Luck’s house overnight

Andrew Luck didn’t play at the start of the season because of his injured shoulder, and now he won’t play for any part of it.

I’m getting a bit of that vibe myself. Didn’t call 911? Only pointed to the location of the body with a suicide note? And I’m probably naive on this point, but can a 1'-2' avalanche really kill like that?

+2 grassy knoll

+1 gunman