If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

Isn’t Poppovich the GM of the Spurs? Or at least the de facto GM sort of like Belichick is the for the Patriots?

Rarely do you see such an overwhelming physical presence paired with such a juvenile, petty, and ineffectual emotional one. He would make a great inspiration for one of those ‘kid gets morphed into an adult due to magic/quirk/time travel/horrific accident’ movies if he was just a bit/infinitely more pleasant.

To paraphrase a terrible broadcaster, “Nobody circles the vultures like the Buffalo Bills.”

Everyone should stop punching each other. Unless force is your only option for self-defense just walk away.

The Bengals are really hoping the Browns cut him

we call this the acceptance phase

Did we ever find out what happened to him? As far as I recall, there were just various reports that basically said “uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”

The problem is most of the other religions don’t have their offices shot up or bomb threats called in if they depict or reference one of their religious figures.

I want to believe Capcom and Nintendo had the same old CD from some 90s world music store lying around and thought “eh sounds about right”.

Fucking muslims and their special status they get in everything, why must we always pander to them and only them! FUCK THEM!

I saw a lot of commenters on Facebook trashing this. I guess people really hate fun that much?

Anyway, looks cool. Has Horizon 3 ever gone on sale? Feels like I’ve been waiting ages for the PC version to drop in price...

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

I’ll say it: Tom Brady has a brand to protect and it was easy to hide behind his mother. He isn’t fooling anyone; man is savvy and if anything his wife told him to sit this one out.

Don’t let this development ever let you forget that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the SuperBowl.

Those rings belong to the all-time greats, including the GOAT, who made the shots. Zen master my ass. What kind of a boss publicly humiliates their employees? I really wish Melo would go from passive aggressive tweets to a quoted “Fuck you Phil.” Sorry NYK fans.

Mature Illicit Lovely Female.

Oh my, the snark is fast with this one. :)

Isn’t that the thing, though? They have to prove actual malice, not just negligence as Stewart was under no obligation to watch out for pedestrians on an active racetrack - on the contrary, a “reasonable person” expects said track to be pedestrian free except under yellow/red/black flag conditions.