I didn't know de Blasio had jungle fever, awesome!

Say what you want, but I like D-Lem. He gives zero fucks, but I honestly don't know why. He's got a great job and a promising career, but he's hellbent on trolling the shit out of everyone and everything. I can only assume he's got a chip on his shoulder. Maybe there's only Chobani yogurt in the break room or…

I like it! If I weren't broker than a mothafucka, I'd buy one.

This is the phone you buy when you don't have enough money to buy the phone you want and you just need something, anything.

This is the phone you buy when you don't have enough money to buy the phone you want and you just need something,…

I could sure use a new pulse rifle. Something with good range and decent impact.

Very different. Compare the stats yourself.

These were so fuckin' nasty they gave me nightmares. Just seeing that box sends chills down my spine!

Here's theory: The story sucks. JUST DEAL WITH IT.

That's conjecture. I haven't played the GoT game so I don't have an opinion on it. But as I replied to someone else, I hear he didn't light that one up either. I'm glad you liked it, though.

Susan on the Joystiq popcast said is was, okay, but not great. IDK, I haven't played it.

My guess is no. From things I read he didn't enjoy doing it, doesn't fancy video games much, and it not like people enjoyed his performance. I personally can do without more Dinklebot.

How many uniforms do the fuckin' Knicks have!?

Can't wait till this comes to PS4/XB1

I love reading Jalopnik. I don't know shit about cars but at least I'm learning, bit by bit.

Damn, is the poor fool okay?

I mentioned the scope thing because that's what a lot of people bring up.

I also disagree with you there. Halo 5 feels very much like Halo, that is to say, the best parts of Halo. Core features doesn't necessarily mean good features. Sure, some core features changed, but that's what change is supposed to do. If you only changed the most superfluous aspects of the game to did truly enact any…

The pros are the worst part of Halo. It's not quite so for all pros involved in different games, but in Halo they're particularly bad. Perpetually whinny and petulant children that fear change like acid.

That's some rant but I disagree completely. It's a different Halo game to be sure but different doesn't mean bad, it just means different. If you quit trying to replicate your old Halo experiences and embrace a new one you'll have more fun.