He sucks, fool, admit it. Even Bungie thought he sucked so they had to auto-tune his voice. You know who else uses auto-tune? T-Pain. Dinklage is the voice acting version of T-Pain.

It's how adults have fun. They're whole clubs dedicated to it in San Francisco.

Hope now this will put an end to those shitty-ass, hit your wife/hit the bong jokes. Guess what, it was only funny the first 50 times!

Maybe if you don't have any it would be cool. LOL, I have a friend that has a ton of these types of statues in his place—he actually has two of the exact same AC statues. When he's out of view I always turn them toward each other as if they're about to kiss.

Ahhh, $100 is too much to ask for an mini art book and some in-game skins. The statue is cool, but I've got way too much shit in my place to fuck with a statue somebody is just gonna toss though the window while drunk.

Dont be mad, silver linings. Nothing wrong with being an early adopter.

that's a dumb comment

Woah, now! That's dangerous thinking!

It's drugs, I know it is. You the a burnin' yearning, Wash?

If there's one thing we know for sure, it's that NFL fans hate losing much more than they do racism.

Fiddy sucks. Rap has...seen better days. But, yeah, there's some sick rap out there if one is so inclined to search for it.

Wait! Wait! WAIT! Dude, wait! DUDE, you're telling me Pam Oliver is FUCKING 53, dude!?!?

Too real, EA, too real.

Haven't seen a flight attendant look this good since I was a child. Don't make em' like this anymore, smh.

There are a lot of large, trained killer men in prison. Maybe they'll kill each other. In the Army the largest mothafucka I even seen got his ass kick...it took like 7 dudes, but they did it.

LOL, I have no idea. I'm sure they'll figure it out.

Maybe you need one of those enlarged scrotums Gawker's always going on about.

I've made quite a few friends on XBL over the years and I'm not afraid to make some more. I've already made some on PSN. For a few of my friends, however, this is death. I have three friends, I'm thinking of, that wouldn't be able to make 5 friends online if you gave them 20 years. This is going to suck for them.

It is very, very gross.

Well...good. Don't think anymore needs to be said about that. But, I'll revisit this post in a hour or two and comb the comments for a funny joke or some such.