1080p & 60fps or GTFO!

there ya' go, a star for being awful.

What I want to know is who's buying mangled-ass, obviously stolen copper.

Ya'll keep using this image of this fantasy car, it's only gonna hurt that much more when you realize it's never going to exist.

It's funny until you notice the look in the cop's eyes—he ain't fuckin' around. He's got the look of a cornered animal at this point. All that time in the police academy, I guess they didn't really train him for, you know, police work I'm guessing.

I must say that if Black Flag wasn't an AC game I prolly would have picked it up. I'm just so out of the loop with the AC narrative that I just avoid it now, for me it's like starting a book in the middle.

It's the From Hell game.

Do people who like Weird Al like football, though? I'm asking, honestly, because I would say that people who like football don't like Madonna either but she played the halftime show before so ...IDK.

Haha, lol.

I thought is was that wildfire in SoCal, but the smoke I smell maybe the lunatic rage emanating from the Nintendo fanboys (NF) over this article. And I say this much, the fact that NF's don't buy anything but Mario/Zelda/Metroid is why I'm scared to death for Bayonetta 2. If that game flop we may never see another…

Her ass gotta be cold, right?

Sorry to break it to you but that child molester thing is an urban myth. Oh, child molesters get abused in prison but not really anymore than anyone else.

Very few do it well, and it can be frustrating if you come to Deadspin for an actual dialog on sports or whatnot.

I think he legally had it changed to War Machine. Do they now have to refer to him as Mr. Machine in court?

Could this pave the way for new, futuristic ways of plastic surgery and body augmentation?

I like Marvel Puzzle Quest. Lots of cool characters, and I hear Guardians of the Galaxy characters are coming soon. Characters have to recharge after taking damage but as you amass a larger crew it's not too bad. Plus, you don't have to buy a thing to stay competitive.

Lmao, poor kid, smh.

Bro, you crushin' it.

Mind blown. I always thought he was a Skrull. I'm gonna google Eternals now.

Is that the reason they can use Thanos, cause he's a Skrull, right?