New least favorite song to have stuck in my head: “Elvira”.

So those Brazilian soccer players in the shower were providing DNA samples for testing?

Alcoholism

Sounds like PCP, though that’s not exactly in vogue for someone with IV after their name.

Unless this company is able to tell me what alleles are necessary to succeed at curling, I’m calling BS.

This is the kind of retard who comments, yet I’m stuck in the greys...

I have to strongly protest! The Eephus pitch was named after Confederate Colonel Jehoshaphat Q. Eephus, who was notoriously slow in freeing his slaves even after a Reconstruction government took over operation of home state of Tennessee. In off-season exhibitions with Negro League teams, cracker MLB pitchers used to…

I assume he just realized he didn’t like baseball anymore and decided to leave.

Frank Wychek. As a Bills fan, nothing symbolizes getting fucked over by the authories when they get things absolutely wrong quite like The Immaculate Deception, aka Music City “Miracle”.

Flutie seems like the best choice when your only option is a Hail Mary.

Yet more evidence that David Ferrara is NOT an elite convict.

Now show us how he parked at the airport...

+1 you adiot

What’s not so well know is that Love had worked with four other Bamba’s before this. This was Bamba No. 5.

Further evidence of baseball’s intolerance of pagans.

That poor bastard, now he can only go to Padres and Phillies games.

Also, that’s one cold-blooded asshole.

Thankfully soccer fans are used to exceptionally long periods of nothing happening.

I was at the Dodgers/Mets series this week, and the Dodgers honored a 91 year old WWII Navy veteran between innings. After Seager’s third homer of the night, I’m pretty sure I saw that guy warming up in the Mets’ bullpen.

What the fuck tiny apartment has a dishwasher?