in the long run it may even get him farther than his degree

Props to him for both graduating and being woke enough to be self-deprecating. The latter is sorely lacking in pro sports, in the long run it may even get him farther than his degree.

Still my all-time favorite Deadspin comment

‘90s

it’s the most segregated city I’ve ever lived in.

Lots of good lines, but I am shocked no one pointed out these Eagles season ticket holders in the clip.

Can’t decide if idiot or hidden reference to favorite OS.

She sings real good, but we still had to detain her at the airport, because reasons.

This was really a “Hold my beer” moment for all the fans who, for some reason, thought it best to eschew engendering goodwill for their city after being publicly shamed for its (debatable) status as “most racist city,” and instead wanted to convey, “Nope, that is totally accurate.”

Says the guy who went spikes-first kicking into a guy’s knee.

> fuck their second-rate city

And here I thought that Coachella was for rich people.

I’ve been watching the videos on YouTube...they’re kind of mesmerizing and they’re all getting roasted for going in the first place.

This never gets old.

So, soup for dinner?

And, that was Wimpy’s pick to crick(et).

You can drive an ice pick through my skull insteeeeeaaaaaaaaadddd.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

ONTV! I remember this and the squiggly porn channel. The rare times when you could make anything out what like heaven.

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