Must second this as someone who lived in RI and has family in STL. NE racism is impersonal and familial: blacks generally are “x y and z” but your black neighbor, co-worker or All-Star Centerfielder are “ok as long as not dating my daughter”. Missouri racism is just plain old across-the-board hatred and contempt: if…

No John Ferrell is the guy who needs to stop it- it’s his pitchers who have perpetuated (badly) this whole feud. Petey is probably wishing now he’d just toughed it out for the last two innings of that spiking game.

Or crayons, unless you like to get your thighs waxed on summer vacations.

No milk or egg based products until they are old enough to clean unsupervised (which in the case of my youngest means some time after their 14th birthday). Exception: plain Muchkins (see crackers below)

Normally the lawyer is the one who needs to tell his client to STFU. Unless this is some elaborate chess move to get the conviction thrown out on account of malpractice, Conley will need a rape kit after the consensual event his lawyer just engaged in.

The only thing that’s keeping me interested in the Pro game is the trend of exciting games in later rounds of the playoffs. Sunday is for golf, grills and HBO in our household.

Here in Chicago there’s a more Machiavellian explanation circulating this weekend: the Bears front office is under instructions to devalue the franchise as much as possible. The McCaskey’s have been publicly adamant for decades that the Bears would be a family affair. However there is a looming problem: the principal…

+1 in honor of the ole whimperoo

The judges ruling (and commentary) were both sound- the feds have no standing to intervene. But there will still be lots of Federal hoops to jump through. Not to mention it’s going to make a huge dent in the communities otherwise cheap (er than the north) cost of living. Areas without regional school districts have…

So an Obama appointed judge took money...that’s the explanation? Holy crap, if that’s the default thinking in the educated black community the race wars cannot be far off.

Well, in public. In the bedroom it’s probably “MIIITCH MIIIIIITCH MIIIIIIT...ch?”

“Mitchell Trubisky” is a guy you call for insurance or getting your taxes done... his wife calls him “My Mitchy” and on summer Saturday afternoons all the guys in the neighborhood bro wave to him when he cruises by in his gunmetal blue Mustang convertible, saying “whatup Mitch!”

Oh boy do I- a reluctant Trump supporter- love what the comments section for this article portend. Let’s be very clear: the purpose of a political party is to elect people to office. Period. Full Stop. A political party is not a vehicle for a specific issue or an ideology.

As long as she hydrates properly there’d be no issue during first and early second trimester, and therein lies the problem: the early stages of pregnancy are largely hormonal in nature and nothing fucks with woman’s electrolytes and hydration needs like abrupt changes in hormones.

UPDATE 8:12 EST: Goddamnit, Lindsey

Was watching NESN broadcast when Obbie brought this up last night and first thought was “dammit, Obbie’s gonna jinx him” (Strohman had him 0-2 at the time)- now I’m holding you responsible, Lindsey.