Oops, ignore this.

My personal wish for the premise of the series? Jean-Luc Picard as a xenoarchaelogist. Not only is archaelogy an established major interest of his (exactly the sort of thing he’d do after retiring from Starfleet) but it’d also provide the framework for all sorts of interesting stories.

Not really? Venom’s never been one for shooting out tentacles that much, and I’m 90% sure he’s never been shown with metallic claws or big axe arms. 

Okay. Between the tentacles, scythe arms and claws I’ll be incredibly surprised if the developers of Prototype don’t sue over this.

The really destabilizing thing about Black Lotus was that it could be used to win on the first turn of the game before your opponent even got a move. Use it to get three green mana, tap your mountain (has to be a mountain) to get one red mana, use the green card channel (costs two green mana) to get 19 colorless mana,…

Business in the front, tentacles in the back: it’s a Cthulhet.

His name has officially been Shazam for the last five or six years, I think. They hadn’t been able to put Captain Marvel on the cover since the 1950s (when Fawcett published it) so his comic had always been called Shazam anyway.

It’s not quite as dumb in the full context (the article they linked mentioned it’s a longer message and what they quote is just the end of it) but it is definitely not great.

Bernard is a Host and not a human, though. So he wouldn’t have fit into one of the library books.

One major feature this is missing: a predefined list of targets that you’re working your way through. (Present in AC1, AC3, AC:Syndicate and AC:Origins.) Definitely lends those games more of a structure than the others.

It’s entirely objective. We got our top scientists to break it down into individual particles of Movium and analysed the exact percentage of Good particles to Bad particles. Science!

The only problem will be where was it in Justice League?

Bernard survived shooting himself in the head, though it did leave him a bit scrambled.

But unlike in Origins, you can whistle for the horse while running, and it’ll run beside you and let you automatically mount your horse without slowing down.

This was my favourite Elseworlds story when I was younger.

I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t like this deep and complex version of the character.

Everyone in this comment section insisting that it’s “pointless” and that it “takes them out of the story” and that “nobody cares”.

You may not normally mention your bisexuality, but if you are introducing someone to your same-sex partner and they hadn’t previously known about it then you might mention it. Which is exactly what happens in the movie.

They wanted to take Lee, they never said they’d kill him. So it does fit.

In Captain America: The First Avenger the Red Skull takes an incomplete form of the serum in order to be able to wield the Tesseract. (Which turns out to be an Infinity Stone.) This is called out in Infinity War when he mentions having once wielded one of the stones himself. I know it’s a stretch, but it does let give…