Today must be "watch things pop open in slow-mo" day. Someone just sent me a link to this:

This this this. +10000000000000.

Im into video games, but Im not into Twitter.

REMOVE YOUR HANDS FROM HER BUTT. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY

I read this as, "Oh shit, I'm REALLY getting attention for stealing artwork and I know how Nintendo is about their IP. I'm hopefully going to cash out before they come after me."

Then, "It is not anything related to legal issues. I just cannot keep it anymore."

"I've received cease and desist letters threatening to sue…

OK Kotaku, you've done your journalistic duty and exposed this game as a terrible rip-off with crap gameplay. Now please, if you have any journalistic integrity, stop reporting on it! Don't give this garbage any more publicity. Don't let Nguyen think he can have the world's fascination for producing such shit.

I quit reading your post 6 words in. Try harder random interweb person.

Still holding out hope that I'll get to have a showdown between this guy and my other favorite pokemon...

this remind me that one time some peta ass hole try get me convert to vegan saying how eating meat is bad and how it wrong to kill and eat thing that cant fight back logic fail plant cant fight back so we do not eat plants then i go on pull out a knif and go you rathe r me fight you…

You can improve my quality of life by releasing the Pokemon Bank god dammit.

One day... Some day...

This disagrees with you, it looks awesome.

you shouldn't talk out of your ass so much. this post stinks like shit.

Ubisoft handled the PC port of RE4.

The worst part about these lists is that I always wanna gloat at how clever my passwords are, but I can't tell anyone what they are. Its the curse of the perfect password, you can never show how brilliant it is.

Geez, if only Capcom was smart enough to put this DLC on the disc, then those who wanted it could just download an unlock code after purchasing it, while everyone else would already have the data on their disc, drastically cutting down the size of the patch.

Watch out; a lot of commenters would as soon stone you as listen when you put FFXIII on that list. (I actually enjoyed XIII a lot, but I appear to be in the minority.)