To be fair, there’s probably been WAY more jizz in your AirBNB.

I understand not wanting to give your ID to a hooker, but what about showing it to board a plane bothers you? Just curious. I was a bank teller years ago, and you wouldn’t believe the names I was called and the things people would say to me when I asked them for ID to cash a check. They took it as a personal insult,…

Of course he did. “It’s not like I’d want to pick one up outside a motel or something with all banged up teeth and going through withdrawals.”

So that’s a yes then.

Did you just refer to a person as “something”?

the love story they both clearly needed

If this really is 2 people I love that they found each other here

Shut up, Tomato Face.

The hell conversation did I just walk in on?

Ever roll a stop sign with a cop looking and he just gives you a stern look?

If we really cared about solving trafficking, we’d make voluntary prostitution legal.  

I dunno. Call yourself a “freelance consultant” on your taxes?  

If she does report her income she most likely follows the IRS guidelines.

Cops choose all the time what laws they’re going to enforce. That’s part of their discretion.

“Sex trafficking” is now just the buzzword to make any legal overreach permissible. While it’s absolutely a problem (and a horrific crime) living in the Central Valley, I’ve seen everything from fighting legalizing marijuana, to enforcing mandatory minimum sentences under the guise of “stopping sex trafficking.”

Hallie, you’re a true heroine for this. And this kind of article is the Number One reason I read Deadspin over any other sport site - you all actually care about shedding light on these sorts of issues. This feminist thanks you, all of you.

“Nine trafficked minors, nine trafficked adults, 26 traffickers”

So many dumb dudes giving hot takes and Ariana being a undercover hater just like her bff Nicki. I am so fucking happy for Cardi. It feels amazing to see someone from your culture, and your borough win something that big. The album was truly a sensation. I’m also happy my country queen Kasey won! Woo. Year of the…

I’m now dumber for having read what she said.

When your sugar Daddy is sub-literate, the only way to make him feel good about himself is to make yourself seem illiterate.