I got a good deal for me and the wife last year. Starting the day, she told me she she did some early shopping this year, smartwatches for us; one black, the other red. They are great, I love it, but then I surprised her that I got us a little something too. A GMC Sierra in blue, and a GMC Acadia in red. One for her,…

I remember a Richard Petty Pontiac STP rolling chassis on eBay for $5K. I always wanted to have that.

So you are telling me to buy a Cybertruck?

I posit that everything you are surprised to get in a $24K car, you should EXPECT in a $24K car. I fact, I further posit that the price should be $14K.

It’s true. My Dad’s Biscayne ran into a concrete overpass support, and nary a dent on the car. It literally just bounced back.

You’re no Chris Bangle.

It looks better in person, especially the red one. Whoever was the photog here did a piss poor job in capturing decent images.

And just how did YOU amass your wealth?

Does it come with a complimentary gender reassignment change for you Wokesters?

If a mere commercial changes your mind about an item that is neutral in use, you are more gullible than you think.

Cue all the (D)s who all of a sudden become anti-EV and anti-cool car just because an (R) buys one.

The vehicle is more green than your ICE vehicle. Think about that. You people are like Muslims when it comes to hate. You would rather have 1 million drivers in an ICE contributing to global warming than 1 driver in a green CyberTruck.

Using a scooter is lame enough, but you managed to make the activity even more retarded with that take. Bravo.

LIVE FACT CHECK: scooters have NEVER been cool. Only retards think that.

You might want to re-phase that last sentence assertion, including the Negro point of view.

Even at its best, you still look like a retard. Do you want to remain a virgin? Because this is how you remain a virgin. At least with D&D it’s done out of sight, and can always be denied.

Here’s why I got a black plate. For starters, no one actually likes a license plate on their car, whether it has a nice graphic or not. It’s the equivalent of wearing a name tag on your shirt, all the time. Also, imagine if you had to have two tags on you, one in front and one in back? We only have them because they…

Expected from someone confused about their personal flip of the coin by nature...

Prove you made this claim, or it never happened. Show me, don’t tell me.

There’s probably nobody in the business with more attention to detail than Larry of Ammo NYC