Tell me you know nothing about bad cars without telling me...

The Dart? Seriously? Is that all you have?

I never understood the Cobra nomenclature. Is the car a horse, or a snake?

Understandable. You drive a Miata, after all.

Tell me you know nothing about bad cars without telling me...

Ahem, the R2 isn’t out yet. And as of right now, it will be $46K, at minimum. Plus the price might change (higher, likely) in 2026.

Aren’t these the same same dealers that don’t want to sell EVs?

Giving you exactly the amount of de-funded policing you asked for...and deserve.

Why? It’s the only Tesla that actually looks good. If anything a refresh is due. The basic look to build on is there, give it the M3 treatment.

I just don’t have the stomach to pay more than $4K for any used car...whether it be a Yugo or a Chiron.

Quite possibly the first ever design in the history of Renault that didn’t suck. Citroen, your move.

Now do these people expect you to ship them a fridge and stove as well? Utensils and drinkware? No?

I actually do that, mainly to torrent as to avoid paying tribute to the teat of Big Media.

That’s how I got my DVD copy of The Hire from BMW.

Don’t buy a Yugo.

Wha?!? It really didn’t time travel?

Oh please. If Kamabla and union labor built this, you’d be fapping yourself to buy one.

Why not shift to neutral? The engine might seize up, but won’t it coast to a halt?

Is there any way to enable a setting that shows all comments and pics by default? The triggered single cat ladies from Jezebel are no longer here, so why is this idiotic practice still going on?

Why should you be? With your juvenile attempt at NYC wannabe snark, you’ve proven to be one of the auto cork sniffers.