This was God’s will...under His eye.

It’s like when before 2008 GM would inexplicable have five versions of the same car.

All right kiddies, this is a heist! Stop what you’re doing right now, listen up, and listen good. Put all your tokens and tickets in this coin pail, or the Double Shovel game gets it! Nobody try to be a hero, or I’ll make sure this Skeeball game never works again in this town.

I only use primary batteries in my BEV.

BREAKING NEWS! Local man baffled as to why others don’t like the exact things as only he does. Film at 11.

Do you even realize that local humor is par for the course in other parts of the world? What hits in France will not be understood in Chad.

Yikes! Billy Mushmouth is starting to look like a demented version of Krysten Ritter.

Put Negros in charge, Negro things will happen.

Exactly who does the workaholic expectation extend to, and who doesn’t it? For example, I don’t see a butcher having to stay past their 40 hours. To do what? Sharpen knives all night?

Who is subject to these long hours? Just white collar in big firms? Because I don’t see this being an issue for those who actually do the real work.

Huh? No one has said it’s a problem, other than rent seeking industrialists.

Wait till Ford Mustangs are used in rally...

This was God’s will.

What’s wrong with the Gregg Rolie led Journey? The songs were much better than when Steve started singing that wimpy shit.

Her rubber faced visage that emerged after the glow of youth faded?

Sight is merely the collection of photons bouncing from a subject. Once those photons leave the guy’s property, they are free for anyone to collect.

Why should I tip food workers for simply doing their job? I work in TV, when are you going to tip ME when you watch a show and I make sure it is broadcast? Oh that’s right, you won’t.

I was picking up my food at Wendys, and some delivery NPC was picking up an order for coffee and a cookie.

My knee grows

Good thing I don’t give a shit if you judge me. Actually I do, because I like the idea of living rent free in your head.