Foam?!? Da fuq? Is this a joke? I like my planes to be made out of solid steel, not something you cart drinks in to the beach.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Yikes, she has a resting guy face. Sure this person is not a secret trans?

Good. That means I’ll be safely ensconced in a cocoon of metal, while your sucker in a Corolla will gets metal shards slicing up their pasty body.

I do not understand this obsession with you people wanting to live like bees in a hive. I like looking outside, and seeing no one for an hour.

I never understood why all those 70s hijackers (fly us to Algeria!) would do that to simply to get home. Why didn’t they simply buy a ticket to Algeria in the first place?

No, you want to turn it into the Shell Eco Marathon. As mentioned, just follow that.

I thought you people were all for rehabilitation, and less people in jails? Do you really want to spend even more public monies just to house every property thief?

BS, there are no $27K Prius Primes anywhere.

The nose is nice. The rest of the car looks bland. Just block out the fascia you will see.

So you like drinking out of hoses, eh?

I want him to do Blood Meridian.

Mike needs to dominate CART first, before moving up to F1. This is like the guy who scored three touchdowns in one game in high school 12 years ago wondering why no NFL team will pick him up.

Umm, I’ve never gotten Ranch dressing with my pasta, drink, dessert, or any non-salad dish. In fact, I’ve never seen it done, or heard about it. So maybe actually go to an Olive Garden first before you talk out of your ass.

I live in Hawaii. There is no “easy to find authentic” Italian fare here.

Jerry Lundberg, is that you?

“Fire” is the most used song title.

Oh please, you’ve been watching too much TV. All the stories of truckers getting their rigs towed end up with them being total pussies and paying the ransom. Sitting on your ass in a cab for ten hours a day is not conducive to being a buff badass.

And if the plane starts to dive, the ground is there to break your fall as a last resort!

Not a problem. If the binding fall out, you will be thrown to safety into the soft snow, like being swaddled in your momma’s protective bosom.