I can never find these steeply depreciated trucks you allude to.

Fuck that shit, I do not want to get in some crowded transport full of other people. I sincerely do not understand this want you people have to live shoulder to shoulder for 24/7 like bees in a hive.

RI is smaller than the county I live in, to which it takes 20 minutes at most to reach the next nearest county.

“Being on a break” is what a woman says when she wants nothing to do with the relationship issues, but expects YOU to 1) put yourself on a shelf, 2) still be faithful to HER and 3) be immediately available to carry on for when/if she is ready to resume, whether it’s one week, one month, or even one year from now, all…

But they were on a break!

You have to understand, it was a different time.

Da fuq? No Ghosts?

It’s very popular. My cousin gets pregnant every year to get in on the hip abortion action. Even has a popular vlog about it.

BEV Mustang coupe (the pony car, not a two door Mach-E) is my want.

Jokes on them, I’ll be bringing my 1991 Viper.

Yes, but do you know what’s even scarier? It would be stupendously WORSE if lazy union labor was used.

Will the new show end up being 40 minutes of thin material that could be covered in 3 sentences, and the final 20 minutes of hawking some product?

Damn, Sandra Oh is looking rough.

Is this a trashcan for ANTS?!? That’s not a trashcan, that’s a god damn wastebasket.

Obvious next question: who in the holy FUCK are the Plain White Ts? Did they win some Jr. High talent show at some time?

Funny is never offensive, that’s why it’s FUNNY.

VW simply can’t design an attractive vehicle for shit.

That’s where the question then becomes “Where’s the profit?”

This was entirely predictable. Beaners just ain’t good at driving vehicles, except for maybe a landscape service truck.

It gets worse. SAG demanded Megan temporarily change her last name from Fox as it could provide free publicity for the network.