I don’t understand. You went fucking CAR SHOPPING while your dad was dying?

Chipotle Is Getting More Expensive—Again?

Beans can go in chili con carne (which is what the majority of you honkeys think is chili and serve at your whitebread PTA meetings). Hell, put peas (like you do for your fake ass guacamole) in it if you want, no one one will give a shit.

Is there really any point to seeded rolls? I’ve never eaten a plain one and exclaimed “You know what? The only thing missing is seeds on the bread!”

That Delco Rose hoagie is practically 66% bread, more if you count the connecting side hinge. Any more bread, and it’s a walking pizza.

When minimum wage is $80 an hour, that might indeed be “for not a lot of money”.

For me, “not a lot of money” means $2k.

No thank you, I prefer not having a cup of sugar dumped into every dish I order.

Christ, Ms. Fine is still one freaking hot yenta.

Found the loophole: all it takes to be legal is for someone out of state to paint the car on their own volition, then sell it.

Only humans can be paladins.

Exactly. I’m all for letting the law play out, and I’ll gladly give the courts the first shot at administering justice. However if they fail, then I’d be the backup justice.

This is ghetto pizza.

That woman has crazy ex-girlfriend eyes.

So the “new” method is...water?

We need to ban these dangerous EV contraptions now! It is obvious they are a roving menace to the public.

I do not want to live like bees in a expensive, cramped hive with 8000 neighbors next to me as in absolute shitholes like NYC.

All that gas used just to kick a ball around? And exactly how did that benefit humanity?

They lose money on every sale, but make it up in volume.

Try doing that in 100 degree heat without sweating.