Why should they? They sure as hell don’t shoulder losses.

Wow, even the cars in Australia want to kill you!

You know who needs MORE support than pampered actors and writers?

There I was, there I was, in the Congo.

Unmarried adulterer? No such thing. That’s like saying water is dry.

MSG, also known as “Carcinogen in a Shaker”.

Q: How do you find who is the pretentious foodie at a party?

No, the sad part is this blogger thinks seasoning any food is a secret hack they just discovered...and no one in the history of food has ever though to do that.

Wow you just got schooled, son!

Plot twist: it’s the size of a macaron.

So you nurse it along at no cost? Please point out these cars that require no maintenance.

You mean there are land pumps? How does that work?

And not everyone lives in a house with a built in gasoline line, yet people still buy ICE vehicles.

Seasoning food, a basic technique that has been used for MILLENNIA, is now considered a “hack” on a food website?

Jesus Fucking Christ, it’s like you people have never heard of a Public Relations contact, that’s what this is.

Who the fuck eats a full god damn meal at 8pm? I eat a big lunch at noon, then a snack at 5pm. That’s it. Maybe a breakfast once in a while, but that will knock out lunch for me that day.

“Can’t? LOL!” - Robert Irsay

The pole did $500 in improvements to that Kia.

I miss the old Subway reward system, where it was based on transaction count. While at work, I would place 6 separate orders for the cheapest item (a 25 cent cup of dressing, never pick them up), and then redeem for my free footlong when I got off work.

With stocks, unless you get actual cash dividends or some type of profit, you are buying tulips.